I know. Pookas aren't exactly a mainstream mythical
creature. That's why I wrote about them in What's a Pooka and Why Is It in My Pantry? recently. You can't write a book
called Pooka in My Pantry without getting at least a few questioning looks.
But we all know what leprechauns are, right? Those are
everywhere, especially right now, with St. Patrick's Day just behind us.
What about sea serpents? Check. Gremlins? Check. Dragons,
fairies, gargoyles? Check, check, check.
So, why doesn't the folklore we all know about these creatures match up
with what goes on in my books? Because I'm a writer. And in our own
worlds, writers are gods. We're power-mad ass-clowns. And we don't know how to
leave well enough alone.
Rather than send you into the Monster Haven world cold,
here's a sampling of creatures you can expect to meet, and why they probably
aren't what you expect.
Leprechauns
Myth--Tiny, ginger-headed men in green who play tricks on
people and protect their pots gold.
Reality-- Nearly five feet tall, dressed in expensive black
suits, any hair color, far more concerned about taking your money than hiding
theirs.
Gremlins
Myth--Nasty, scary guys, the result of feeding an adorable
Mogwai after midnight. Also known for destroying machinery, especially plane engines at 20,000
feet.
Reality--Adorable little guys with constantly shifting
camouflage skin. Terrible grammar, can't resist stealing shiny things.
Sea Serpents
Myth--Giant snakes or eels big enough and angry enough to
wrap around a ship several times and crush the ship in its coils.
Reality--Mammals who give live birth and are small enough to
fit in a full-sized swimming pool. Can be very affectionate.
And of course, Closet Monsters
Myth--Scary monsters who lurk in the closets of children,
only coming out at night in order to terrorize children, probably in
preparation of eating the kids once the adrenalin properly tenderizes the meat.
Reality--Closet monsters are people, too. They have families
and hobbies, and eating a child is a horrifying idea. If you can't sleep,
Maurice, at least, will probably make you hot cocoa and cut you a nice big
slice of pie he made fresh the night before.
So, leave your childhood stories at the door. What you know
might not be true at all. You might still get killed, sure. But people are
people, no matter what species they belong to. There's good and bad in
everyone.
Even a pooka might be convinced to help you from time to
time.
Or not.
Rachel’s head is packed with an outrageous amount of useless Disney trivia. She is terrified of thunder, but not of lightning, and tends to recite the Disneyland dedication speech during storms to keep herself calm. She finds it appalling that nobody from Disney has called yet with her castle move-in date.
Originally from Northern California, she has a tendency to move every few years, resulting in a total of seven different states and a six-year stint in England. Currently, she’s planning her next grand adventure. Rachel has one heroic husband, two genius kids, several annoyed cats, and an imaginary dog named Waffles.
She doesn’t have time for a real dog.
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Rachel’s head is packed with an outrageous amount of useless Disney trivia. She is terrified of thunder, but not of lightning, and tends to recite the Disneyland dedication speech during storms to keep herself calm. She finds it appalling that nobody from Disney has called yet with her castle move-in date.
Originally from Northern California, she has a tendency to move every few years, resulting in a total of seven different states and a six-year stint in England. Currently, she’s planning her next grand adventure. Rachel has one heroic husband, two genius kids, several annoyed cats, and an imaginary dog named Waffles.
She doesn’t have time for a real dog.
Hang out with her here: Website Blog Facebook Twitter
Buy her books here: Amazon B&N Carina Press
Maurice is a sweetie. Looking forward to reading Pooka in my Pantry!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Nicole! I'm pretty attached to him, myself. I hope you enjoy Pooka!
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