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Monday, June 19, 2017
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Thursday, June 15, 2017
GO BIG OR GO GNOME
Posted by: Dani Harper, Author
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Hi, my name
is Dani, and I collect gnomes. Which might be somewhat normal except I didn't
intend to collect gnomes! I didn't plan to have any gnomes ever. Gnomes were not
part of my overall landscape design or my home decor plans. And then my mother
gave me a gnome. You know the one, the little guy that promises you'll never
have to roam alone? She’d never heard of Travelocity, she just saw him and
thought he was cute.
Admittedly,
he WAS kind of cute. But he looked so lonely amidst the flowers all by himself.
Being a bit of marshmallow heart, I decided to get him a friend. Just one,
honest! And then I figured they probably needed some shelter from the sun and
rain and so forth, so I got them a big ceramic mushroom. And before I knew it,
there were more gnomes. And more mushrooms. And
gnomes, gnomes, gnomes! The long and short is that I now have an entire
gnomish civilization at the side of my house.
| Part of the gnome colony at my house! (Photo by Dani Harper) |
At first, I
was certain that the grandkids would be delighted by the whimsical community of
pointy-hatted citizens. Instead, they walked right by them. No guests have ever
acknowledged their presence, no visiting neighbors have ever commented. Not
once. And then suddenly I understood what was going on. Nobody can see them!
My innocent-looking garden gnomes have cast a S-P-E-L-L.
Why would I come to such a conclusion? Because historically gnomes have both magical powers AND the tendency to use them.
Why would I come to such a conclusion? Because historically gnomes have both magical powers AND the tendency to use them.
How else
can I explain the large contingent of garden gnomes that crept into one of my
faery novels? See STORM WARNED (Book 3 of the Grim Series). No doubt about it,
I’m definitely under serious gnomish influence!
GNOMES IN MYTH AND LEGEND:
Gnomes form
one of four groups of Elementals, according to the 16th century writings of
Paracelsus. A gnome is an earth spirit and immortal, and there are many
cultures around the world that have stories of similar mythical creatures such
as the tomte of Sweden, the duende of Mexico, and the coblyn of Wales (coblyns
appear in my Grim Series novels a lot!). The word gnome comes from the Greek
genomos meaning "earth-dweller."
Said to be
able to swim through soil and rock like a fish through water, gnomes come in
several types such as Garden Gnomes, Farm Gnomes, Forest Gnomes, House Gnomes,
and even Cave Gnomes. Gnomes range in size from a few inches tall to two or
three feet in height. Some stories claim that gnomes are faster than they look,
able to run about 35 mph! There are also
tales of gnomes being seven times stronger than a man.
| Some of my favorite gnomes! (Photo by Dani Harper) |
Like humans, not all gnomes are friendly or well-intentioned. Fortunately,
the majority of them tend to be helpful and benevolent. They take an interest in the
wellbeing of their surroundings --- for instance, ensuring that the garden is
healthy, that plants and trees grow strong, that dwellings are clean and tools
repaired, and that both wildlife and livestock are looked after. Some wineries in France have been rumored to take gnomes very seriously! Traditionally, the little guys look after the vineyard soil.
The magical
powers of gnomes are similar to those of all faery tribes. They can protect or
punish at will. A farmer who doesn’t take care of his animals could find
himself the target of severe pranks! On the other hand, the aid of gnomes might
be solicited by leaving food for them on the back porch or in the garden. Bread and milk is a popular choice for faeries, but gnomes have been rumored to favor beer and cheese...
Cave gnomes
are said to be particularly sympathetic to miners (like the coblyns of Wales), and there are stories dating
back to Roman times of gnomes knocking on the rocks of tin mines to warn the
slaves of approaching dangers such as tunnel collapses. (Mind you, other
stories tell of gnomes guarding the treasures of the earth and trying to lure
miners away from them!)
HISTORY OF GARDEN GNOMES:
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Most of us
are familiar with garden gnome figurines – after all, they date all the way
back to Roman times! But the modern version became popular in Germany and other
European countries in the early 1800s. The Griebel company in Gräfenroda,
Germany, created its very first gnome in 1884. Not only does it still make and sell gnomes, it maintains
a popular gnome museum!
Victorian
England embraced the gnome in the 1840s after Sir Charles Isham brought 21
terra cotta gnomes from Germany to Lamport Hall, his home in Northamptonshire.
One of those original gnomes still survives today! “Lampy”, as he is called, is
on display in the Hall and is considered the oldest garden gnome in the world.
He is valued at $2 million in US currency.
GNOME TRIVIA:
The Gnome Knows... is a wine label from vineyards in
the Languedoc region in the south of France.
There is a
Royal Gnome! According to an official list published by Buckingham Palace,
Princess Anne of the Royal Family received a garden gnome as a gift in 2013.
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The German
word for gnome is Gartenzwerg, which
translates to garden dwarf. Currently
there are approximately 25 MILLION gnomes in Germany alone, and many people
take them indoors for the winter. It's traditional (and often considered lucky)
to display the gnome in the home if possible, or at least give them a dry shelf
in the garden shed.
Since the 1990s, gnome
liberation groups have sprung up across several European countries and in some
American states. One of the most famous of these is the Front de Libération des Nains de Jardin in France. Garden gnomes
are “rescued” and released into the woods (claimed to be their natural
habitat). Other groups work towards the ethical treatment of gnomes, claiming
that being forced to stand in gardens is involuntary servitude. There are even
gnome sanctuaries, such as the ones in Putford, England and Barga, Italy!
International Gnome Day is June 21st. The occasion began in 2002 and is now observed by more than a dozen countries. (Not to be confused with World Gnome Day which appears to be held in May!) There is also a Gnome Festival celebrated in August in Seabrook, Washington, and there's an annual Gnome March every April in Atlanta, Georgia.
In fact, there's even a category in the Guinness Book of World Records for "Largest Gathering of People Dressed As Garden Gnomes. The current record is 478!
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Love Faeries? Check out The Grim Series by Dani Harper
STORM WARRIOR, STORM BOUND, and STORM WARNED
And watch for my upcoming release, STORM CROSSED!
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Saturday, September 19, 2015
13 Facts About Gnomes
Posted by: Jody W. and Meankitty
For mythology week, I thought I would share some information about those mysterious mythological creatures known as gnomes. There are a lot of misconceptions about gnomes that are abundant in our culture and at one point I published a couple fantasy romance novels (Survival of the Fairest, One Thousand Kisses) that worked hard to clarify these. For example...
Gnomes do not:
1. Dance jigs. Dancing jigs is reserved for leprechauns, and they only do it when they think it's going to get them chicks (or dudes).
2. Wear underpants. While most adult gnomes do wear clothing--especially pointy red caps--they eschew underpants as being too civilized.
3. Speak Latin. Gnomes hardly even speak in complete sentences, much less dead languages.
4. Go vegan. Gnomes are flesh-and-magic-ovores only. While sometimes they may chew rocks when their teeth need sharpening, they don't ingest them.
5. Fall for your shabby tricks. They are smarter than fairies give them credit for.
6. Get driver's licenses. Gnomes are wayyyyy too short to see over the wheel. So why subject themselves to the DMV? Besides, they travel through gnome holes wherever they want to go.
7. Rent themselves out to Travelocity. That guy is a fake.
8. Do chores in your house in return for a bowl of milk. Although they do appreciate it when big things put out bowls of milk for cats...since they like to eat cats. So by all means, put out more milk!
9. Help you garden. Ok, this one isn't entirely true. If a gnome poops in your garden, it isn't terrible fertilizer. Not as good as horse or cow, but better than dog, cat, fairy or human.
10. Bathe. In fact, if it rains on a gnome, the gnome will make an effort to re-grime itself.
11. Swim. This isn't to say they can't swim, but since they don't like to bathe, why would they like to get in bodies of water, period?
12. Play well with others. Gnomes are not often solitary, but the only other creatures they want to be around--without eating them--are other gnomes. Other creatures are fair game.
13. Appreciate my books about them. Gnomes have had it good for a long, long time. Books like mine and How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack, however, are starting to reveal the ugly truth. I also highly recommend The Gnome Wars. I haven't read this Goosebumps book about gnomes, but it looks pretty accurate too. Previous mythology about sweet little gnomes has fooled big things into assuming gnomes are harmless, which means people don't protect themselves. Now that these books are starting to spread the truth, the gnomes are finding it harder to pick off stragglers.
And they're not happy about it. So beware.
***
Jody Wallace
Smart. Snarky. Seductive. And that's just the books.
http://www.jodywallace.com * http://www.meankitty.com
Gnomes do not:
1. Dance jigs. Dancing jigs is reserved for leprechauns, and they only do it when they think it's going to get them chicks (or dudes).
2. Wear underpants. While most adult gnomes do wear clothing--especially pointy red caps--they eschew underpants as being too civilized.
3. Speak Latin. Gnomes hardly even speak in complete sentences, much less dead languages.
4. Go vegan. Gnomes are flesh-and-magic-ovores only. While sometimes they may chew rocks when their teeth need sharpening, they don't ingest them.
5. Fall for your shabby tricks. They are smarter than fairies give them credit for.
6. Get driver's licenses. Gnomes are wayyyyy too short to see over the wheel. So why subject themselves to the DMV? Besides, they travel through gnome holes wherever they want to go.
7. Rent themselves out to Travelocity. That guy is a fake.
8. Do chores in your house in return for a bowl of milk. Although they do appreciate it when big things put out bowls of milk for cats...since they like to eat cats. So by all means, put out more milk!
9. Help you garden. Ok, this one isn't entirely true. If a gnome poops in your garden, it isn't terrible fertilizer. Not as good as horse or cow, but better than dog, cat, fairy or human.
10. Bathe. In fact, if it rains on a gnome, the gnome will make an effort to re-grime itself.
11. Swim. This isn't to say they can't swim, but since they don't like to bathe, why would they like to get in bodies of water, period?
13. Appreciate my books about them. Gnomes have had it good for a long, long time. Books like mine and How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack, however, are starting to reveal the ugly truth. I also highly recommend The Gnome Wars. I haven't read this Goosebumps book about gnomes, but it looks pretty accurate too. Previous mythology about sweet little gnomes has fooled big things into assuming gnomes are harmless, which means people don't protect themselves. Now that these books are starting to spread the truth, the gnomes are finding it harder to pick off stragglers.
And they're not happy about it. So beware.
***
Jody Wallace
Smart. Snarky. Seductive. And that's just the books.
http://www.jodywallace.com * http://www.meankitty.com
About us: I'm the world famous Meankitty who lives with Typing Slave (Jody Wallace), Food Slave, Pink Thing, Loud Thing, and Big D (another cat). Typing Slave is a published author who's supposed to be at my beck and meow, but instead she sits in front of the computer muttering to herself. This is our shared blog to discuss her career and the mean things I do to her to maintain my status in the SOHC (Society of House Cats) as well as assorted musings and felinious advice.
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