Monday, September 30, 2024

HERE BE NEWS for Monday September 30, 2024

Posted by: PG Forte

 

 




 Monday September 30, 2024 

Welcome to HERE BE NEWS, where each monday we bring you all the latest from the fantasy romance authors at Here Be Magic:



Tuesday September 24, 2024: Linda Mooney treats us to another chapter of her new fantasy romance, Dark Hours.



New!



Another Battle Lord’s Fury

Book 11 of The Battle Lord Saga
Sci-Fi/Futuristic/Post-Apocalyptic Romance
by Linda Mooney


Word Count: 78.6K
$4.99 e / $16.99 p


A life for a life. When one is gone, another is promised to take its place.


Unexpected visitors with an invitation to a horse sale and auction from an unknown battle lord piques Yulen D’Jacques’ interest. The opportunity to renew their horses’ bloodlines is too good to pass up, although he knows the trek will be long and dangerous.

 

Yulen worries Atty isn’t yet up to the trip, but she refuses to let him go without her, even if that means leaving the children behind. The decision is a hard one, but they won’t risk Mattox and Mistelle’s lives along with their own. Although Bloods are still a threat, along with any number of other creatures, they plan to make a few stops and hopefully pick up some allies along the way, both Mutah and Normal.

 

The scenes they stumble upon along the way are vicious. Entire settlements have been slaughtered, soldiers mutilated. And just when the group think they’ve made it to the safety of the compound for the sale, they learn that Normals can be more brutal than Bloods. The new battle lord is anti-Mutah, and when his plot to take advantage of his visitors comes to light, Yulen won’t stand for it.

 

Ghosts from Yulen’s past also resurface, bringing a secret to light. Can Yulen and Atty work through it? Will he be able to step up and do what’s right? Of course he will. It’s what a good battle lord would do. And it’s time to teach everyone else that lesson.

 

Warning! Contains lessons in swordplay, a bet, deliciously prepared lizard, blame, rigged games, lessons in cookie dunking, blood and Bloods, and a love sorely tried that grows and becomes stronger.

 

Excerpt and Buy Links: https://lindamooney.com/BattleLord.htm









This Halloween-themed event will run throughout October with posts going up 3 times per week (Monday, Wednesday, and Friday). Included are short stories, flash fiction, poetry and even sample chapters. 

 

The theme of the event is Simply Spooky. So, think ghosts, demons, serial killers, horror, dark fantasy, etc. 

 

Alongside this event, Samantha Gregory will also be doing her own personal challenge of writing 8 short horror stories on the run up to Halloween. She plans on releasing these as a collection during Halloween week.


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Tuesday, September 24, 2024

DARK HOURS, a Fantasy Romance by Linda Mooney - Chapter 9

Posted by: Linda Mooney

DARK HOURS

Chapter 9

            Matthias had lost track of the days and nights long ago. Since he was moved to a small cell that had no window, there was no way to tell the passage of time. Without any candles or other source of light, he remained in the hellish depths of darkness full time.

He tried to guess by the meals he was served, but he quickly discovered those were haphazard at best. There were hours when he’d be so weak with hunger that he was barely aware when the bowl of gruel was placed through the small door at the bottom of his cell door until he smelled it. Then it would seem he’d barely finished eating when another bowl was brought to him. Whether he was hungry or not, he made himself eat the horrid concoction, for once glad he couldn’t see what he was eating.

He prayed almost constantly and slept the rest of the time. Initially, he’d attempted to have some kind of exercise regime to keep his muscles from wasting away. After a while, he gave up trying. He no longer had the energy.

He knew he would eventually die in this place. The solitude he could handle. The cold he could not. With the winter months due to arrive, he could only hope he’d freeze to death in his sleep—peaceful and alone.

He never expected to hear the jingling of keys at the lock, or for the sound of the heavy door being pulled open. A lantern was shoved through the opening, blinding him. Matthias threw an arm up to shield his eyes when a gruff voice declared, “Yes. That is he. Get him.”

He was grabbed under both arms and half-dragged, half-carried out of his cell. The guards continued to haul him over the rough rock floor where his feet were battered with cuts and bruises. By the time they arrived in the rear halls of the castle, every step he took left a bloody imprint.

“Here ye go,” one guard remarked, throwing him onto the floor. “Good luck with getting the stench off of him.” The other guard chuckled as they both exited the place.

Matthias looked up in the graying light to find several servant women gathering around him. They with their white aprons and foul expressions. More hands reached for him, tearing the remains of his robe from his thin body. Fully naked, he was shoved into a nearby steaming laundry tub of almost scalding water.

He called out from the pain as they began to soap and scrub him with horsehair brushes. Their ministrations weren’t gentle. His hair was almost yanked from his head and face as they tried to remove the lice and other insects that nested in the tangled mess. Icy cold water was thrown on him to rinse him off, nearly throwing his body into shock, when someone declared they’d done all they could. Led from the tub, he was given a worn but clean shift to cover his nakedness. Nearby, another guard waited to place shackles on his wrists.

“Come with me, and do not try to escape, or else I will run you through.”

The tempting thought of a quick death by the man’s blade briefly entered his mind. But curiosity regarding why he’d been released from his prison prevented him from attempting to see if the man would be true to his word.

At least this guard was more generous in dealing with the priest’s shaky gait. Several times Matthias was forced to stop and wheeze for breath, unused to the activity. Once they were away from the laundry and the areas where most of the servants worked, they entered the castle proper. He was led down long corridors lined with rich tapestries and past rooms where he was able to glimpse luxuries within that he could never imagine.

He was on the verge of total collapse when they entered the throne room. Matthias was not surprised to see Gola sitting on the elaborately carved and gilded seat atop the stone dais. Although he’d come to believe she was the person responsible for him being momentarily released from his hellhole, he was more anxious to know why she’d summoned him. Or worse, if she was going to send him back to the dungeon once this meeting was over.

“Good day, Father,” the witch greeted him as he fell to his knees before her. He winced in pain as the stone cut into his flesh, gritting his teeth as he tried not to make a sound. The woman loved to inflict misery on others, and hearing it almost made her euphoric. Instead, he managed to nod, letting her know he’d heard her, as he kept his head bowed.

“You must be wondering why I brought you here.”

He didn’t dare look up at her until she allowed him to. The fact that she was deliberately baiting him left him more confused than angry at her treatment of him. What he wasn’t expecting was for her to rise from the throne and slowly descend the steps to his level.

“The answer is simple. I need you to deliver a message for me.”

The toes of her gilt slippers appeared in his range of vision. One foot rose and kicked his shoulder with enough force to knock him backwards. Matthias found himself staring up at her, but the witch didn’t seem to object to his scrutiny.

“Are you now without the ability to speak, Priest? Do you still have your tongue in your head? Or have you gone mad during your incarceration?”

“I c-can speak,” he answered, his voice gravelly and dry.

“Your Greatness,” Gola prodded darkly, her brows knitting. “You will refer to me as Your Greatness.”

“I can speak, Your Greatness.”

A self-serving smile carved into her thin lips. “That is better. Now here is your mission. You will leave this place and go in search of the Centurion Kayge d’Bayar. When you find him, you must give him this message. Are you listening carefully, Priest?” Her eyes narrowed at him.

“I am listening, Your Greatness.”

“Good. Tell him the only way he can get his beloved Emers Ammin of Deccatar back is by killing the heart of the dragon. Do you have that?”

“Y-yes, Your Greatness.”

“Then repeat it back to me. Word for word.”

Matthias squeezed his eyes shut and prayed he could. “The only way Centurion Kayge d’Bayar can get back his beloved Emers Ammin of Deccatar is by killing the heart of the dragon.”

Gola cackled. “Your memory is not yet as ragged as your body. Very good, Priest.”

“Your Greatness?”

She paused as she was about to ascend the steps back to her chair. “What?”

“Why must I deliver your message? Surely you have other men at your disposal who are more capable than me.”

“The centurion will not allow any of my men to approach him, and you well know that. But he will allow you to get close to him so that you can deliver my message. He trusts you, although he may be suspicious as to why you sought him out.”

Matthias couldn’t fault the witch for that wisdom. “And after I deliver your message…”

“Yes?”

“What is your will with me?”

Gola let out another one of her high-pitched screeches of delight. “I am finished with you, you worthless piece of dung! Do what you will on your own! But know this and know it well. If you leave here and do not give the centurion my message, I will know. And if you think your past incarceration in my dungeon was hellish, you will not withstand the punishment you will be dealt for your disobedience. Are we clear, Priest?”

He bowed his head to show his obeisance. “Very clear, Your Greatness.”

He was aware of her making some gesture and she returned to her throne. Presently, another guard appeared by his side.

“Take him. See that he is fed and provided with a horse and provisions before he is sent from here.”

A hand grabbed him under one arm to haul him to his feet. At the last second, Matthias addressed the witch for what he prayed would be the last time.

“Your Greatness, where will I find Kayge d’Bayar? In which direction shall I go?”

Gola sneered. “You know where to go. But if you get lost…just follow the dragon.” She turned to speak to a man standing beside the throne, a gesture which told Matthias that he’d been dismissed.

He was subsequently led to the kitchen where he was fed not a bowl of gruel but a slab of fowl, along with a sizeable chunk of freshly baked bread. Unfortunately, he couldn’t finish it all and expected the rest to be tossed to the dogs. He was amazed when the remains were wrapped in a cloth and added to a bag that was already bulging. As a servant woman shoved the bag in his hands, she leaned over and softly whispered, “God speed.” He quickly made the sign of the cross on her forehead to thank her for her prayer.

From there he was taken to the stables where a horse was saddled and waiting. A pair of trousers was draped over the saddle. A pair of boots sat on the ground. Matthias quickly pulled on the pants and footwear before his guard helped him onto the horse. Unlike the woman, the man said nothing as he grabbed the reins and led both beast and priest out into the main courtyard where the drawbridge was already lowered.

Handing the reins to Matthias, the man stood back. Matthias noticed how many pairs of eyes were watching him depart, making him wonder if they all were under Gola’s spell. If they all were waiting to see what he’d do next like one giant eye.

He urged the horse out of the courtyard and over the drawbridge before stopping on the road. Ahead lay open land and forest. And freedom.

But first I must find Kayge and give him the message. Tell him that the only way he can get his beloved Emers back is by killing the heart of the dragon.

The dragon.

What dragon?

He glanced up into the clear, cloudless sky. Somewhere out there was a dragon. It was imperative he find Kayge as soon as possible for both their sakes, and for Emers’ sake. There were too many questions he needed to ask, too many answers he needed to make his mission make sense.

“Thank you, oh Lord, for Your mercy and kindness. I will not fail You. If it be thy will, please guide me to where I may find Kayge d’Bayar. I fully trust in You to help me.”

Dropping his gaze back to the road ahead, he dug his heels into the horse’s sides and set off down the road toward what he hoped would be their salvation.

TO BE CONTINUED


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Monday, September 23, 2024

HERE BE NEWS for Monday September 23, 2024

Posted by: PG Forte

 

 




 Monday September 23, 2024 

Welcome to HERE BE NEWS, where each monday we bring you all the latest from the fantasy romance authors at Here Be Magic:


Return to Oberon

Omnibus Two: Books 4 - 6


 https://books2read.com/Return-to-Oberon

 

Contains three full-length novels

 

A Taste of Honey

Touch of a Vanished Hand

The Spirit of the Place 

 

Tropes: Second Chances, Enemies to Lovers, Opposites Attract, First Love, Holiday Magic, Suspense, Angels.

 






Now Available as an Audiobook!

 DERELICT
Sci-Fi Romance
by Linda Mooney
Word Count: 67K
$3.99 e / $10.99 p / $19.95 a

 Narrated by Gillian Wiggin
Length: 8 hrs, 13 min
Hear a Sample: https://amzn.to/3YNt3f6
 

Running from an attack by the Alliance and looking for cover, a derelict ship unexpectedly comes into view. JeVit of the Pure takes the opportunity to hide behind it, not expecting to find an open bay door inviting them in. Too late she realizes she should have rejected that invitation.

Centurion Zeke Rossi and his team are in pursuit of an enemy ship when it just…disappears. Spotting an alien vessel they don’t recognize, the Terrans temporarily give up the chase to investigate, and Zeke is tapped to board the ship first to look around. Immediately, his gut tells him something is wrong. It’s not until he enters the spacecraft that his feeling is validated, but he has no idea the worst is yet to come. 

The ship seems to be truly deserted, but the two couldn’t be more wrong. When their paths cross, JeVit realizes that although Zeke is injured, their best chance of surviving is to call a truce and join forces. However, trust between enemies proves difficult.

When escape becomes possible, JeVit chooses the path most likely to save Zeke’s life, and hopefully not end hers on sight. But when Zeke awakens, his memories are nothing but flashes, other than the gray-eyed, blue-headed beauty he keeps envisioning. What happened to him? What happened to her? And how does she fit into the puzzle of his piecemeal memory?

Raised to be sworn enemies, the two can’t resist the pull to be together, despite what it means for their future. They’re willing to risk it all, but can they convince the Terrans and the Hafu to unite against a common enemy?

Warning! Contains beef jerky, trust issues, lessons in swearing, Vah plus six, absolute darkness, and one man making the ultimate sacrifice to return to the woman he's come to love when he knows he has nothing left to lose.

Excerpt and Buy Links: https://lindamooney.com/Derelict.htm

Tuesday, September 17, 2024

New Release from PG Forte: Return to Oberon

Posted by: PG Forte


Return to Oberon

Omnibus Two: Books 4 - 6


 https://books2read.com/Return-to-Oberon

 

Contains three full-length novels

 

A Taste of Honey

Touch of a Vanished Hand

The Spirit of the Place 

 

Second Chances, Enemies to Lovers, Opposites Attract, First Love, Holiday Magic, Suspense, Angels.

Monday, September 16, 2024

HERE BE NEWS for Monday September 16, 2024

Posted by: PG Forte

 

 




 Monday September 16, 2024 

Welcome to HERE BE NEWS, where each monday we bring you all the latest from the fantasy romance authors at Here Be Magic:



Thursday September 12, 2024:  PG Forte offers a sneak peek at December's release, Spicy Nick



Now Available as an Audiobook!

 

DERELICT

Sci-Fi Romance

by Linda Mooney

 

Word Count: 67K

$3.99 e / $10.99 p / $19.95 a

Narrated by Gillian Wiggin

Length: 8 hrs, 13 min

 

Hear a Sample: https://amzn.to/3YNt3f6

 

Running from an attack by the Alliance and looking for cover, a derelict ship unexpectedly comes into view. JeVit of the Pure takes the opportunity to hide behind it, not expecting to find an open bay door inviting them in. Too late she realizes she should have rejected that invitation.

 

Centurion Zeke Rossi and his team are in pursuit of an enemy ship when it just…disappears. Spotting an alien vessel they don’t recognize, the Terrans temporarily give up the chase to investigate, and Zeke is tapped to board the ship first to look around. Immediately, his gut tells him something is wrong. It’s not until he enters the spacecraft that his feeling is validated, but he has no idea the worst is yet to come.

 

The ship seems to be truly deserted, but the two couldn’t be more wrong. When their paths cross, JeVit realizes that although Zeke is injured, their best chance of surviving is to call a truce and join forces. However, trust between enemies proves difficult.

 

When escape becomes possible, JeVit chooses the path most likely to save Zeke’s life, and hopefully not end hers on sight. But when Zeke awakens, his memories are nothing but flashes, other than the gray-eyed, blue-headed beauty he keeps envisioning. What happened to him? What happened to her? And how does she fit into the puzzle of his piecemeal memory?

 

Raised to be sworn enemies, the two can’t resist the pull to be together, despite what it means for their future. They’re willing to risk it all, but can they convince the Terrans and the Hafu to unite against a common enemy?

 

Warning! Contains beef jerky, trust issues, lessons in swearing, Vah plus six, absolute darkness, and one man making the ultimate sacrifice to return to the woman he's come to love when he knows he has nothing left to lose.

 

Excerpt and Buy Links: https://lindamooney.com/Derelict.htm

Friday, September 13, 2024

Now Available as an Audiobook! DERELICT, a Sci-Fi Romance by Linda Mooney

Posted by: Linda Mooney

 

Now Available as an Audiobook!

 DERELICT
Sci-Fi Romance
by Linda Mooney
Word Count: 67K
$3.99 e / $10.99 p / $19.95 a

 Narrated by Gillian Wiggin
Length: 8 hrs, 13 min
Hear a Sample: https://amzn.to/3YNt3f6
 

Running from an attack by the Alliance and looking for cover, a derelict ship unexpectedly comes into view. JeVit of the Pure takes the opportunity to hide behind it, not expecting to find an open bay door inviting them in. Too late she realizes she should have rejected that invitation.

Centurion Zeke Rossi and his team are in pursuit of an enemy ship when it just…disappears. Spotting an alien vessel they don’t recognize, the Terrans temporarily give up the chase to investigate, and Zeke is tapped to board the ship first to look around. Immediately, his gut tells him something is wrong. It’s not until he enters the spacecraft that his feeling is validated, but he has no idea the worst is yet to come. 

The ship seems to be truly deserted, but the two couldn’t be more wrong. When their paths cross, JeVit realizes that although Zeke is injured, their best chance of surviving is to call a truce and join forces. However, trust between enemies proves difficult.

When escape becomes possible, JeVit chooses the path most likely to save Zeke’s life, and hopefully not end hers on sight. But when Zeke awakens, his memories are nothing but flashes, other than the gray-eyed, blue-headed beauty he keeps envisioning. What happened to him? What happened to her? And how does she fit into the puzzle of his piecemeal memory?

Raised to be sworn enemies, the two can’t resist the pull to be together, despite what it means for their future. They’re willing to risk it all, but can they convince the Terrans and the Hafu to unite against a common enemy?

Warning! Contains beef jerky, trust issues, lessons in swearing, Vah plus six, absolute darkness, and one man making the ultimate sacrifice to return to the woman he's come to love when he knows he has nothing left to lose.

Excerpt and Buy Links: https://lindamooney.com/Derelict.htm

Thursday, September 12, 2024

Excerpt from Spicy Nick by PG Forte

Posted by: PG Forte

I had a new book release last week, and another one next week, and by rights, I should be talking about one of those today. OR I could talk about the Fall Fantasy book fair that's currently going on. But instead, I'm sharing an excerpt from one of my December releases (yes, you heard that right. I'll be releasing a new book every Sunday in December) Spicy Nick, which is currently available for pre-order. Info and buy links below.


Two days before Christmas

 

There aren’t a lot of things that I'm willing to admit having been a fool about. I live in a small town. I have a certain reputation to live up to. Foolish is not a good look for me. But there is a list (albeit a short one) and at the top of it is my wife. I’ve been a fool for her since the day we met.  

In my defense, were both pretty young when we first crossed paths. Or, more accurately, I was pretty young. Scout, on the other hand, was very young. Unfortunately young. Young enough to lie about her age. And (one would think) young enough that I should have immediately seen through the lie. Which I didn’t—which goes back to my first point. In retrospect, it was probably a good thing that she left town when she did. Not that it felt that way, of course. And despite the lies, despite the betrayal, despite all the years we were apart, I never forgot her. 

When she finally resurfaced, just over five years ago, we picked up right where we left off. And I don’t think I’m incorrect in saying that we’ve both been as happy as I always knew we could be.  

Except at Christmas time. Which is crazy, right? I mean, who doesn’t like Christmas? Well…my wife, that’s who. 

I blame my father-in-law. Not that I really knew the man. We met only once, back in the day, and I count myself lucky that he never found out about my relationship with his daughter. I’m sure he had his good points, but he didn’t provide his daughter with the most stable home life. Growing up the way she did, it seems the holidays were one disappointment after another for Scout. As of yet, she hasn’t been able to let that go. If I’m honest, I’m not sure she ever will. 

Which is not to suggest that she doesn’t put on a good act. She’s a talented actress. She fakes Holiday Spirit the way some women fake orgasms—employing so much skill and enthusiasm that if I didn’t know her as well as I do, I’d almost believe that she was enjoying herself. But I’m not that big a fool. I’ve seen her grit her teeth when the topic of Christmas shopping is raised—and trust me, it’s not the money; she has plenty of that. I’ve seen her yawn her way through our extended-family gatherings. And I’ve seen how she rolls her eyes whenever I get busy decking her halls. And can I just say that she has some great halls to deck? Because man… 

And no! That is not a euphemism. I’m talking about the house we live in. The gorgeous, Queen Anne not-quite-a-mansion that Scout inherited from her stepmom. A house whose halls were positively made to wear boughs of holly. Also tinsel, candles, strings of lights, and (obviously) mistletoe.

I like to think that, deep down inside, Scout likes the fact that there’s one of us who makes a big deal about the holidays. And that it doesn’t have to be her. And I know she appreciates the decorations once I’ve got them up. But I’ve also seen her sigh with relief when January rolls around. And I suspect she’s just as happy once the last of the baubles and bows have been packed away in the attic for the next ten-or-so months. Left to her own devices, I’m pretty sure she’d simply skip the whole process.

So, on the surface, this year is simply more of the same. And you might think that I shouldn’t be concerned about Scout’s customary lack of Holly Jollity.  I am though. Because I can’t help feeling that something’s different this time around. I don’t know what, exactly, but something feels off.





It’s beginning to look a lot like NIX-mas!

 

Nick Greco is getting worried. His wife has never been a big fan of the holiday season, but this year she seems more distant than ever before. In fact, the last time that he can remember seeing her this distracted was right before their wedding—when she tried to back out of marrying him.

 

Can you get cold feet after the fact? Is Scout feeling overwhelmed by the holidays? Or underwhelmed by…gulp…him?

 

Whatever the cause, Nick has a plan. He’s going to spice up their marriage and put the heat back in the holidays. And when he’s done, Scout won’t be saying, “Bah Humbug!” She’ll be saying, “ho, ho…OH!”  

Release Date: December 8, 2024

 

Now available for pre-order:

https://books2read.com/Spicy-Nick

 

Part of The Naughty List collection:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CR64WY72

Monday, September 9, 2024

HERE BE NEWS for Monday September 9, 2024

Posted by: PG Forte

 

 




 Monday September 9, 2024 

Welcome to HERE BE NEWS, where each monday we bring you all the latest from the fantasy romance authors at Here Be Magic:



Love and Espresso

(A Limited Edition Contemporary Romance Anthology)


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0CSKS814M/

 

This collection features meet-cutes that take place in a bookstore/coffee shop. The heroines are looking for their HEA but never expected it to happen while picking up a cup of coffee or picking out their next book boyfriend.

 

Includes a new Atlas Beach story, from PG Forte:  Giada Mazzi is Living her Best Life.

Blurb: 

"Life is more than just the lies we try and tell ourselves about what we’ve done and who we are.

 I guess the truth is that I never stopped loving Ben. And I never stopped imagining how different my life might have been if he were only the person I needed him to be, instead of the person that he is. Which is silly, right? I mean, truly; it’s laughable. Because if he were someone else, he wouldn’t be him.  And the world is already full of people like that. What good is one more gonna do me?

Besides, if I’m honest, Ben wasn’t ever the problem. That was me. I was never the person he believed me to be. Oh, I thought I was, in the beginning. I tried hard to be, and that worked for a while. Sort of. But eventually I reached the point where I had to make a choice between living life for myself, or for everyone else.

And when it came right down to that…how could I not choose me?"




WELCOME TO THE FALL FANTASY BOOK FAIR 2024!

ALL BOOKS FEATURED ARE ON SALE FOR THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER. 

https://www.skgauthorservices.com/fall-fantasy-book-fair.html



Tuesday, September 3, 2024

New Release from PG Forte: Love and Espresso

Posted by: PG Forte


Love and Espresso

(A Limited Edition Contemporary Romance Anthology)

 

This collection features meet-cutes that take place in a bookstore/coffee shop. The heroines are looking for their HEA but never expected it to happen while picking up a cup of coffee or picking out their next book boyfriend.

 

Includes a new Atlas Beach story, from PG Forte:  Giada Mazzi is Living her Best Life.

Blurb: 

"Life is more than just the lies we try and tell ourselves about what we’ve done and who we are.

 I guess the truth is that I never stopped loving Ben. And I never stopped imagining how different my life might have been if he were only the person I needed him to be, instead of the person that he is. Which is silly, right? I mean, truly; it’s laughable. Because if he were someone else, he wouldn’t be him.  And the world is already full of people like that. What good is one more gonna do me?

Besides, if I’m honest, Ben wasn’t ever the problem. That was me. I was never the person he believed me to be. Oh, I thought I was, in the beginning. I tried hard to be, and that worked for a while. Sort of. But eventually I reached the point where I had to make a choice between living life for myself, or for everyone else.

And when it came right down to that…how could I not choose me?"

 

I used to think that the reason I loved autumn so much was because it coincided with the start of the school year, but— 

No, seriously; I mean it. Hear me out. That’s not as crazy as it sounds.

Every year, like clockwork, as soon as September rolled around, my foolish heart would begin to beat faster, my stupid hopes would start to rise. And my idiotic inner voice would stubbornly insist that this year—this year, for real—things would be different, things would get better. 

And then, of course, I’d walk into class and that was never the case. There were no do-overs, no new opportunities, no fresh starts, no second or third or fourth chances to be had. Which, of course, there wouldn’t be! 

I lived in a small town. Still do, for that matter. I went to a small, parochial school. My world was, and is, vanishingly small. And nothing’s ever going to change that fact unless I move away, which I don’t plan on doing. 

At least, there was always shopping. That was fun…in theory. New clothes, new books, new school supplies—I was there for it! Even when the clothes were wrong, and I didn’t like the way any of them looked or felt on my body. Even though I was never allowed to pierce my ears and was forced to keep my hair unflatteringly short. Even when the looseleaf binders or backpacks that I fell in love with caused the adults in my life to side-eye me and second-guess my choices. 

“Are you sure that’s the one you want? That one, really?” I swear, every year I’d have to field the exact same questions. “You can’t possibly like that? Wouldn’t you much rather have one like this instead?” 

You’d think they’d learn. But “no, thank you,” I’d have to explain over and over again. To no effect, I might add.  “No, I would not rather.”

I’m not saying that their ideas were bad, per se. Primary colors, space exploration, dinosaurs, construction vehicles—those are all very solid choices. For someone else. For someone like Ben (my childhood best friend, who’d’ve loved any of those) they’d have been perfect. 

But none of those things ever spoke to me—the me that I always was inside. At least not in the way that mermaids and unicorns and glitter-covered kittens did. 

And yeah, okay. I get it. I know what you’re thinking. That I’m as caught up in gender stereotypes as anyone else. And yes, I suppose that’s true. I also know (oh boy, do I) that there are people out there, including an author whose books I grew up reading and used to love, who believe that I’m the one with the reality problem. That I’m the one in denial about my true nature; the one who doesn’t know her own heart, mind, and soul. They think they know who I am better than I do. 

And all I have to say about that is, walk a mile in my shoes, biatch. Or better yet, buy me a pair—Jimmies, Manolos, Christians—any of those will do just fine. Double up if you’re not sure; I wouldn’t say no to two pairs, or even three. Your ass can afford ’em and mine never will. Not on my salary. And not to mention that HRT is forever, and it doesn’t come cheap. 

But I can see that we’ve gotten off track. Suffice it to say that Autumn rocks and bigots do not.

Monday, September 2, 2024

HERE BE NEWS for Monday September 2, 2024

Posted by: PG Forte

 

 




 Monday September 2, 2024 

Welcome to HERE BE NEWS, where each monday we bring you all the latest from the fantasy romance authors at Here Be Magic:





The Spirit of the Place

Oberon Book 6.0

PG Forte

Paranormal Romantic Suspense

'Tis the season to be jolly, but Jasmine Quinn is far from happy about her mother's  latest folly: her upcoming wedding to former Wall Street financier, Sam Sterling.  Jasmine doesn't like her future stepfather, or his values.  Anybody with as much money as Sam, should be spreading it around, aiding worthy causes, making it count for something.  Instead, he seems intent on using his wealth to embarrass her mother by throwing a ridiculously lavish wedding.  But there's one thing about Sam that Jasmine can't help but admire, no matter how much she'd like to—the graduate student he's hired as an intern.

Brandon Ablemarle is also finding it hard to get into the holiday spirit.  Especially since his dream job has just become a nightmare, thanks in part to the fiery redhead with some of the goofiest ideas he's ever heard of. But what else can you expect from the daughter of a self-proclaimed psychic?   Marsha Quinn has a lot to answer for.  She’s not only encouraged her daughter's esoteric craziness, but she’s also turned one of the most brilliant stock analysts Wall Street had ever seen into a nutcase as well.  One who actually appears to believe that the answers to the stock market can be found in the stars!

 

It's a clash of ideologies when Jasmine and Brandon get together.  Can the spirit of the season, and the spirit of the place help them to see beyond their differences?




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Dark Paranormal Romance

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Boothe lives life on the road, traveling wherever he’s needed to cleanse the area, never knowing where that may be. He’s an exorciser, blessed by the church and trained to remove demons who have possessed humans. He didn’t know taking a break in a small-town bar would change his life forever.

 

Lady Parr, a bartender at Brewski’s, has seen her fair share of belligerent customers. When one is particularly difficult, a tattooed, bearded stranger steps in to help. She’s intrigued by Boothe, and although it’s more forward that she’s ever been, she doesn’t want to miss the opportunity to get to know him better. But what she learns while in his hotel room changes everything she thought she knew about the world she lives in.

 

Now that Lady knows what Boothe does for a living, he realizes she’s the first woman who hasn’t run screaming. There’s just something about her. She’s special, but he can’t bring her into his life. It’s not safe…although it doesn’t take long to discover she’s not safe without him.

 

The demons are targeting her now, but why? She’s like a magnet, drawing them to her. The same way they’re drawn to him.

 

Could it be...?

 

Warning! Contains damn fine bourbon, a nose that knows, an orange GTO, bloody tears, a glowing tat, a life-altering decision, changing jobs, an amulet, a higher calling, filing reports, and one man who never believed he'd find what he'd prayed for.

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