Today, I thought I'd share 10 things you should be more ashamed of reading than YA (or romance, come to think of it).
1) Internet blog comments sections (except for this blog, heh)
2) Your negative reviews (if you're an author) (and even if you're NOT ashmed of reading them, it's still slightly more shameful--meaning not very--than reading YA)
3) Diatribes about how much cats are horrible animals, unless it's meant in jest
4) Someone else's mail
5) The entire book in the bookstore, while breaking the spine, so you don't have to pay for it
6) Your ex's FB feed
7) The answers to the test you pried out of the teacher's locked drawer (or hacked computer account) before the test itself
8) Purchased term papers you intend to submit as your own or plagiarized books or internet content you intend to publish as your own. Though I guess it would be worse if you DIDN'T read them?? I don't know, but you should feel a lot more shame when you read these things than when you read YA, genre fiction, etc.
9) The crochet pattern, or other how-to instructions, after you have completely fubar'd the item you're trying to make. Granted, the shame here comes from not reading the how-to FIRST...but still.
10) Blogs, Twitter, FB, Wikipedia, Tumblr, random websites, and so on when you're supposed to be working on your damned novel or being otherwise productive! (except for this blog, heh)
Join in, everyone. List some more in the comments!!! (The comments you do not have to be ashamed to read because I said it was okay.)
Jody Wallace
Author, Cat Person, Amigurumist of the Apocalypse
http://www.jodywallace.com * http://www.meankitty.com
