Since this
month’s theme is weddings, I thought I’d interview maid of honor Sassy Chance, from The Bride, The Groom & Me, for her views on the perfect wedding.
Janni Nell:
Welcome,
Sassy. You were your best friend’s maid of honor. What are your tips for the
perfect wedding?
Sassy Chance:
Number one:
Don’t lose the wedding ring. That actually happened to me, and it totally
sucked. Major stress. I was in serious danger of ruining my best friend’s
wedding. Still, I met a lot of interesting people, when I was searching for the
ring. Notably PI Devlin Fox. He’s quite hot actually. Too bad my heat’s engaged
elsewhere.
JN:
Is Devlin
the perfect wedding date?
SC:
Weeell,
Devlin’s great, really, but the absolute perfect wedding date should be able to
dance. Devlin can kill a guy with his bare hands, but when it comes to dancing…let’s
just say he’s great at martial arts.
JN:
So who is the perfect wedding date?
SC:
My friend,
Nicky, adores weddings. He looks great in a tux. He can discuss the bride’s
dress and shoes. He dances better than anyone I know. Of course, he’s gay, but
you can’t have everything.
JN:
Speaking of
shoes—you work as a shoe sales clerk—what footwear do you recommend for the
bride?
SC:
My
preference is for something classic. A satin pump in ivory or white—round toe,
medium heel. Mind you, I recently saw a totally gorgeous high-heeled peep toe
with a covered platform and diamontes that would be perfect for my own wedding,
if ever I have one.
JN:
Do you have
a groom in mind?
SC:
Yikes, it’s
confession time. I’m such a bad maid of honor. Totally in love with my best
friend’s groom. I know he’ll never be mine, but sometimes I wish….(sigh) Oh,
let’s talk about something else. Did I ever tell you about those bitchy
bridesmaids?
JN:
I can’t wait
to hear the dirt.
SC:
Listen up,
but this is completely off the record, right?
JN:
And that’s
where I’ll have to end this interview, but you can read more about Sassy Chance
in The Bride, The Groom & Me. Now free.
Janni Nell also writes the Allegra Fairweather paranormal mysteries and the Bolde & Baulsey mysteries.
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